These hats were custom knit for other people. So yeah, right now they’re probably having coffee with some internet celebrity who has hair and is also extremely jealous. Hey, it happens.

The best part is, you don’t have to choose one of these styles. You can create your own funkadelic hat from the color and pattern chart (coming soon).

If you’re just itchin’ to build your hat, we feel ya. We’re working like mad hatters (ouch) to get ready for the April opening. If you want to chill out and wait for us to give you a heads up (double ouch) when we open, just go to the main page and sign up in the sidebar. We’ll be your alarm. Isn’t that nice?